Competitive Parenting Champ Pillows

I told the school I definitely didn't want my son to be labelled - but if he had to be labelled, 'gifted and talented' would be nice!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Yummy Mummies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'The stuka brought you.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

Baby Footballer

The relay race

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Designer Baby.

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'