Wellness Champion Gifts

Healthy Ultimatum

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Unguided imagery

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Are you OK hun?"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Can I still do my pilates?"