Mental Wellness Champion Gifts

"Your diplomas are contributing to my feelings of inferiority."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"The overthinker"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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It's A Breeze

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'