Mental Health Champions Gifts

The cocoon was important, but I never would have been able to make this big a change without therapy.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

It took several hours for the emergency responders to free Marcia from her emotional baggage.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

It's A Breeze

Lockdown Brain

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Girl's weight issues.

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'