Mental Health Champions Gifts

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

It took several hours for the emergency responders to free Marcia from her emotional baggage.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"That's a big fat lie!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

It's A Breeze

Girl's weight issues.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'