Mental Health Warriors Gifts

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"How does this make you feel?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Katia, I know that with the right combination of therapy and medication I could have a committed relationship with you."

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

The Despondent Clause

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

Anonymous Anonymous

'Paranoia, eh? — We'll soon beat that out of you!'

'The treatment isn't working. I still get fits of uncontrollable violence.'

'I once experienced childlike wonder...but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

Clouds

"Don't quote me on that."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.