Mental Wellness Champions Gifts

Bob had severe separation anxiety

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"The overthinker"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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It's A Breeze

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'So ... what makes you uptick?'