Mental Wellness Supporter Gifts

Bipolar bears.

"The overthinker"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

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"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"