Mental Health Awareness Supporter Gifts

To catch a feeb....

'Distorted self image.'

'It's a good thing I don't have claustropho...oh, oh...maybe I do.'

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Corona Crisis Aftershocks

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

James decided to stay in that night.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?