Supporter Of Mental Health Awareness Gifts

Vertigo Therapy Clinic has a dizzying revolving door.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

You are what you eat!

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'