Supporter Of Mental Health Awareness Gifts

Vertigo Therapy Clinic has a dizzying revolving door.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

You are what you eat!

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"That must be the artist over there."

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."