Mental Health Awareness Promoter Gifts

'The doctor will see you now.'

'The lions leave it over - we eat it. The leopards don't like it - we eat it. If that's not an eating disorder, what is?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Postwar is hell."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"That must be the artist over there."