Mental Health Awareness Promoter Mugs

'The doctor will see you now.'

'I told you it would fit!'

'The lions leave it over - we eat it. The leopards don't like it - we eat it. If that's not an eating disorder, what is?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Postwar is hell."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

James decided to stay in that night.