Mental Health Awareness Gifts

"She was a rescue."

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

No Frills Psychiatrist.

They Love Themselves

Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

"To have a split personality Roger, you need to have a least one to start off with!"

My parents are going to abandom me phobia.

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'There goes another one. Perhaps we should look into that employee satisfaction thing.'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

"It's Bring Your Personal Demons to Work Day."

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'

'Now entering State of Anxiety' 'Uneasy Rider'

"Would the gentleman prefer an antidepressant?"

The Addict

Me Multitasking

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

Career Path.

"He seems to be depressed. Let's label him and see if several years of unemployment, hopelessness and poor relationships helps his condition."

Minutes from the Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.

We accept that the arguments are complex but we find the 'drug them 'til they drop'works for us.

"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"