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"She was a rescue."

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

No Frills Psychiatrist.

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

They Love Themselves

Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

"To have a split personality Roger, you need to have a least one to start off with!"

My parents are going to abandom me phobia.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'There goes another one. Perhaps we should look into that employee satisfaction thing.'

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

"It's Bring Your Personal Demons to Work Day."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

"Would the gentleman prefer an antidepressant?"

The Addict

'Now entering State of Anxiety' 'Uneasy Rider'

Me Multitasking

Minutes from the Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group

'What do you think the artist is trying to say?'

"He seems to be depressed. Let's label him and see if several years of unemployment, hopelessness and poor relationships helps his condition."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Career Path.

We accept that the arguments are complex but we find the 'drug them 'til they drop'works for us.

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.