Mental Wellness Warrior Gifts

"You're too self-critical."

"What's the next best medicine?"

DNA Analysis.

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

An obsession with drugs,delusions of power,paranoid tendencies...still enough about me what can I do for you?

I have a cold or my head is too full.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"In a perfect world, you wouldn't suffer from depression and I wouldn't profit from it. But we don't live in a perfect world. OK, well, maybe I do."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

"I had prepared our retirement for an economic depression, but not an emotional one!"

"I'm completely fed up." "No kidding." It helps to talk to a professional. They know when to keep their mouths shut.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

"My employees were workaholics until you convinced them it was a disease!"

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

"Don't you talk to me about wellness!"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

I feel sad

"Anxiety attacks, psychopathic and delusional, with a borderline personality complex..."

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"It's all in your head."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'I've been overwhelmed by an all-consuming sense of outrage lately...I'm angry all the time over stuff I really don't know anything about or that actually affects me...What's a news-paper?'

You need to develop your self-assertiveness, I give my bill now, and you can practise complaining about it

"Negative Thinking."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Your get up and go has gone..."

Screen-related insomnia...

"Things are crazy around here. Can you call back after the full moon is over?"

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

Although he knew they couldn't see it, Frank was painfully aware of his growing mental health issue.

"It's a misunderstanding, Simmons. Of course you can bring your comfort cow to work."