Emotional Health Warrior Gifts

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Uptight End"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Girl's weight issues.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'