Emotional Health Advocate Gifts

'I lost my best friend last year and Lisa, here, is part of my support group.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Speaker: 'I've lost my will to go on ... is there a motivational speaker in the house?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Try thinking about something else."

Window Treatment

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

The new normal

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'