Emotional Well-being Advocate Gifts

'Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections.'

'I hate it when Mum and Dad argue.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

You are what you eat!

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

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'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'It's good to talk.'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"