Emotional Well-being Advocate Gifts

'Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections.'

'I hate it when Mum and Dad argue.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

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'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'It's good to talk.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."