Emotional Awareness Advocate Gifts

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

Worry tank

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Can't even hold signs well.

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

No safe haven

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Sewer Rats

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."