Emotional Awareness Advocate Gifts

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

Worry tank

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Can't even hold signs well.

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

No safe haven

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Sewer Rats

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'