Emotional Awareness Gifts

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

Worry tank

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

I feel sad

'Jim's moment finally came...and went.'

"He's aware of his emotions but he has difficulty controlling them."

"Well, I guess this means we'll have to start feeling our own pain again."

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

"Oh, come on—I can tell by your body language you're mad about something."

I'd like you men to see the X's and O's as hugs and kisses. Coach sure is different since his court-ordered sensitivity training.

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Real men cry these days....."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"It's not easy being green…"