Emotional Intelligence Advocate Gifts

"I'm disappointed too. Skims right over all the important stuff like psychological development, morality, relationship skills, emotional and personal growth?"

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'You were not 'listening' - you were just hearing. Listening requires both hearing AND giving a shit!'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

Human empathy

"I respect and appreciate how hard the spilled milk is for you."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'It's so typical of a man to bottle his problems up.'

'The company offers paid sick days and dental. No one ever mentioned unconditional love.'

Each of us has a preference for working from an emotional or a thinking perspective.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Can't even hold signs well.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Book Lover

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Female Brain and The Other One

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

'It's good to talk.'

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'