Emotional Healing Advocate Gifts

"I packed all your stuff."

"You left your demons here last week."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Can't even hold signs well.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Broken Heart

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Psychiatry visit.

No safe haven

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy