Emotional Healer Gifts

Injured heart.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Listening to people whine and moan all day - no idea how you do it, Doc."

"Well, another year and we've ignored Mother's Day."

It gets easier.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Help me, Doc. . . I can't control my aggression and I feel like a ticking bomb!"

One line a day... Diary 2020

Vases, hearts & organizations

Broken Heart

"My mother was ill and before she dies, she said 'look out for purple elephants, because when you see one, that's me contacting you.' I'm sad because I've never seen a purple elephant."

Guilt/Shame/Doubt

Psychiatry visit.

"Aren't you internalizing things a tad?"

Family Separations

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

Licensed Therapist

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

"I've got pride but no shame."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.