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Injured heart.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Well, another year and we've ignored Mother's Day."

It gets easier.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Help me, Doc. . . I can't control my aggression and I feel like a ticking bomb!"

One line a day... Diary 2020

Vases, hearts & organizations

Broken Heart

"My mother was ill and before she dies, she said 'look out for purple elephants, because when you see one, that's me contacting you.' I'm sad because I've never seen a purple elephant."

Guilt/Shame/Doubt

Psychiatry visit.

"Aren't you internalizing things a tad?"

Family Separations

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Licensed Therapist

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"I've got pride but no shame."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."