Emotional Well-being Enthusiast Gifts

"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Krazy straw"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'