Emotional Wellness Scholar Gifts

'It's 10 PM - do you know where your co - dependant is?'

"You left your demons here last week."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

You are what you eat!

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

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"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

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"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Krazy straw"

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."