Emotional Wellness Scholar Prints

'It's 10 PM - do you know where your co - dependant is?'

"You left your demons here last week."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

allovertheplace.com

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Krazy straw"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"