Emotional Wellness Gifts

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

How Pessimism Works

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

'Out! You flunked the 'management' part'

Chin up!

I feel frightened

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

Oh, my gosh! You're right! The treasure was buried in here all along!

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"I have not dated anyone since Roger and I broke up."

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

Anxiety

Mood swing

"You left your demons here last week."

Secretive Weigh In.

"The overthinker"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)