Emotional Wellness Mugs

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

How Pessimism Works

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

'Out! You flunked the 'management' part'

Chin up!

I feel frightened

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"I have not dated anyone since Roger and I broke up."

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

Mood swing

Secretive Weigh In.

"The overthinker"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'