Mental Health Advocate Gifts

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

Me Learning To Let Go

Learning Curve

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

'And if you ever did catch your tail, are you sure it would make you happy?'

"Looking good!"

"Have you tried taking long walks?"

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

To Do List: Get out of bed.

"Really, only you can tell yourself to giddyup."

"First off, you're not a nut. You're a legume."

"I think that's the last of them!"

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

Problem/Worry/Avoidance/Anxiety/I'm Fine.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'You're one tough cookie, Mrs Brinnon. But you do have a few chocolate chips missing.'

"...And how do you feel once you've had a hissy fit."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

"These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"

My Hierarchy of Needs

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

"It was the classic fight or flight response. Next time, try flight."

Doctors to screen for depression.

How antidepressants should work.

'I really can't talk about my childhood. Before I left home, they made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

He's obviously depressed,let's label him and see if several years of unemployment and poor relationships helps his condition.

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

Identity Crisis Support Group

"You seem so chill!"

"Looks like it could be depression."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

"Look, you're not the only one with problems."