Mental Health Advocacy Gifts

'Snap out of it.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Not Everyone Feels Bad about Military Suicides

Potential Realization Institute. Some superheroes are here working on their life issues. The Hulk is here to work on anger management, of course. The Flash needs to slow down and relax a bit, so he's learning meditation. And Aquaman is getting therapy for an addiction to high-risk situations. He's always getting in over his head! All this might help regular people realize it's okay to ask for a helping hand with problems ... when they see that even superheroes need a little help now and th

"This mental health budget is insane!"

"...I got up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford your prescription for anti-depressants!"

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Try thinking about something else."

Window Treatment

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."