Wellness Champion Mugs

Healthy Ultimatum

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Unguided imagery

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Are you OK hun?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'What are you eating now?'