Healthy Living Champion Mugs

'My physician advised me to walk a mile after every meal I have... But I'm afraid I won't be able to walk 11 miles a day...'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Work Out.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

An apple a day.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Cyclist

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Tapping the worlds toxic substances

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Fat cat running on treadmill.