Wellness Coach Mugs

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"Ready to head back?"

Health 101.

"Do your really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?"

Mental health

Final words on gravestones.

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

"Sorry, no sick day leave if you're just sick of working here."

Happiness and Wellness Training

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

How to loose weight.

"Well, he's either meditating or he's drowned!"

No use being self-conscious

"If it tastes good, spit it out!"

Peace. Love. Light

Unguided imagery

Slimming salon owner with 'stout' and 'thin' boxes on desk

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'If you're finding it hard to motivate yourself to exercise just think about being dead.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

Congratulations! The secret to life is a good cardio workout.

Stress Relief Class. We learn to take things as they come and not stress-out. It's an "Oh, well-ness" program!

Wellness Center - Exercise Class. You know, human and robots are very similar when it comes to wellness. We both need to practice good hygiene to avoid viruses. We should all take care of our minds and our bodies. Humans and robots alike function optimally only when we have well-maintained mechanics and a healthy processor. Then to ensure we stay charged during the day, we should power down for eight hours at night. And of course, we all need to be careful about the things we take in. I a

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Yogi Mayor

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'