Nursing Champion T-Shirts

"We are a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

NHS targets

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Breastfeeding in public

Florence Nightingale