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'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Fathers are Heroes

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'Mother will catch you!'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Abortion Debates in the US

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'I came untucked.'

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Breastfeeding in public

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

MOMumental Achievements.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

'Slow down! Are you trying to drown me?'

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'