Clean-up King Gifts

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

A woman's work is never done.

Fur'niture

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

"First."

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'