Clean-up King Gifts

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Human Dust Buster

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

A woman's work is never done.

Fur'niture

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"First."

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"