Clean-up Artist Gifts

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Giant sandwich bags.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

'What'd I miss?'

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'

"It's not just you, Susan, I treat everyone like dirt."

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.

Witch Riding a Vacuum Cleaner.

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

Sidewalk Freebies

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

'I'd also like the interior cleaned.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Don't interrupt me when I'm spe..."

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."

'Lord, what have they done to him? He made his own bed!'