Kitchen Clean-up Artist Gifts

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

You missed a spot!

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

'Is it still edible?'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Banana Midlife Crisis

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'Too many fridge magnets.'

Bakery. How do you manage to always get your buns in that perfect shape? I use that roll model.

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'At least it pops up NOW.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

Cooking shows for dogs

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'

'Sonya really hates cooking!'

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

Silly Seasoning