Kitchen Clean-up Artist Gifts

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

You missed a spot!

'Is it still edible?'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Banana Midlife Crisis

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Too many fridge magnets.'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

'At least it pops up NOW.'

Cooking shows for dogs

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'

"I need a smaller brush-head to get between his feet and the armchair."

Silly Seasoning

'Sonya really hates cooking!'

“... next do the living room and then take out the garbage and after that ...” / “I don’t think this was in my contract.”