Kitchen Table Artist Gifts

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

The History of Anti-stick

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Chef makes a cook book.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

'Beijing has plans to put an astronaut on the moon.'

Teaching from Home

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Banana Midlife Crisis

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'