Collecting Kitchen Art Gifts

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Moulting"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Whose the new guy?"

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore