Vintage Kitchen Collector Gifts

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Party time.

Church Basement Foodie

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Scales

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Michel Roux Jr

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'My French is not so good.'

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'