Vintage Culinary Lover Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'