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The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Party time.

Church Basement Foodie

Pre-Television Man Caves

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Scales

'My French is not so good.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"We never talk anymore."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Michel Roux Jr

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.