Kitchen Table Artist Pillows

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

I Bake. Deal with it.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

The History of Anti-stick

Chef makes a cook book.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

'Beijing has plans to put an astronaut on the moon.'

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Banana Midlife Crisis

Teaching from Home

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'