Kitchen Table Innovator Pillows

Teaching from Home

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Swiss Army Stove.

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Paper Bath Towels.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"