Bird Table Innovator Pillows

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Helio-Bot

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Corporate Hornworms

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse Apartments