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Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Bird Bath.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Joys of D.I.Y.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

Helio-Bot

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Corporate Hornworms

Birdhouse Apartments