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"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Dare to be different.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Modular Offices

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"We can't agree on a size."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

The Eclectic Chair

Escher flat-pack furniture

Television company new recruit

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'