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Teaching from Home

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

I Bake. Deal with it.

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Swiss Army Stove.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Paper Bath Towels.

Husband washes the dishes

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'