Clean-up Gifts

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Earth Day volunteers. The park is trashed! Whoever did it should clean it up! Have you learned nothing? If you ask the jerks who made the mess to fix it

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sweep the board.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Last Leaf

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."